What We Talk About At Lunch

Me: Whatcha doing?

Asher: Pulling my socks off.

Me: Why?

Asher: 'Cause I'm done with them

Me: What are you eating?

Asher: Toast.

Me: What kind of toast?

Asher: Toast with peanut butter & honey on it.

Me: Oh, and how did you have it cut?

Asher: 'Cause Daddy was cutting it into soldiers.